Last Groan of 2008

You won't read another moan and groan blog from me until next year, I promise.

So I broke our last trash can - twice... I figured this time I would upgrade from the $35 bin to the mighty $50+ version in hopes my size 14 "kicks" would be less of a challenge. I'm convinced though these are built like every other durable good on the planet; to self destruct at a specific number of uses...
So I get the upgraded can home, and am all proud of myself since it matches the stainless appliances well and actually works, as opposed to the other one. Then the time comes to peel the label off the front...
I would like to kick the collective asses of:

• The manufacturer of the sticker for even making something that is meant to be removed, non-removable
• The douchebag who works for Brawny and is in charge of procurement for ordering the cheap labels in the first place
• The guy who operates the machine that puts the label on the trash can who snickers as each can passes by his station
  

Why would anyone think it's a good idea to sticker something like this? Why not a hanging tag or a "removable" label? Nooo, instead I get to sit on the floor with a bottle of Goo-Gone and finesse it off this afternoon. I can't wait. Thanks Brawny!